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My relationship with my 'puter
Is disfunctional at best
I really hate to admit it
But I think I'm obsessed
Some days it makes me crazy
More than its microchips know
I hang my head and wonder
It it my friend or my foe
Blank screens and freeze ups
I know all about those
I think the dumb thing does it
To keep me on my toes
It knows it makes me angry
When I stare at it and swear
Illegial operation, file not found
Now I'm pulling out my hair
I think I'll change my tactics
Will begging work again today
"I'm sorry I yelled at you
Forgive me, what to say?"
Oh wait, I think it's working
Does it really like me again
I know this couldn't possibly mean
That it actually let me win
Please - Please - Please
I plead with it once more
This time the victory is mine
I yell it out with a roar
My wonderful 'puter is running
Zipping and zapping with speed
Does it really read my mind
Or just anticipate my need
Once again I am happy
With a smile from ear to ear
Is it any wonder to you
Why I hold my 'puter so dear
Oh yes my 'puter is awesome
The very best to be found
I know it really loves me
It let me win this round
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